You had me at 1. e4

Team Roster
Bd 1 shakaali (2004)
Bd 2 Itzal (1980)
Bd 3 Edwarde (1828)
Bd 4 mixxanber (1789)
Bd 5 BlackCat700 (1767)
Bd 6 swandog (1676)
Bd 7 sidetracked_owl (1639)
Bd 8 Acer30 (1447)
Average Rating: 1876.71
Calendar

Season 16

Matches
Rd 1 vs More Zero Than Alpha 3.5-4.5
Rd 2 vs Return of the Sac 4.0-4.0
Rd 3 vs Sac Sac Mate 3.0-5.0
Rd 4 vs The Bishop Bashers 3.5-4.5
Rd 5 vs Raiders of the Lost Initiative 5.0-3.0
Rd 6 vs team-5-s16'); DROP TABLE tournament_teams;-- 4.0-4.0
Rd 7 vs Maurice’s Immortal Engine Line 4.0-4.0
Rd 8 vs My 60 Memorable Blunders 4.0-3.0